Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Neon Meate Dream of a Octafish


Sooner or later I was bound to get it.  The 180 gram vinyl has the original credits (DRUMBO, aka John French, missing from the credits) and with no "insert" with the lyrics and drawings by THE MASCARA SNAKE.

How to describe the music?  Kelly wouldn't even speak to me when she entered the house until I turned it off.  You either love it or hate it--or don't know how to classify it and leave it alone entirely.

The legends of the album are as surreal as the album itself.  Captain Beefheart (Don Van Vliet) took his magic band to a house and kept them there rehearsing for eight months, where he used brainwashing techniques to break each of the members down.  Then, at the end of it all, he took his entire band to Frank Zappa's recording studio and laid down all 20 tracks in a single session.

Rolling Stone has put this as #60 in the list of Greatest Albums of All Time, and it is a favorite of the likes of Tom Waits, PJ Harvey, and Matt Groening.

I remember first hearing it through Amy's roommate Bob out on Cape Cod when we first started dating.  Not only did it fascinate me and make me laugh, but it also fascinated Bob that I started to sing along with such compositions as "Neon Meate Dream of a Octafish" and "Ella Guru."

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous.  Got me?

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Best Album You've Never Heard of?

Don't let the name of the band ("Love"), the silly-sounding title ("Forever Changes") or the psychedelic album cover fool you.  Released in 1967, this is quite possibly one of the darkest and most beautiful albums I've ever heard.  It's a seemingly obscure album by a seemingly obscure group--at least so it was with me until a few weeks ago.

I bought the album originally digitally through free MP3 credits.  I forget how it came up or was recommended.  After that, it haunted me until I had to track it down on vinyl, too.

I'm a sucker when it comes to "happy" songs that are in minor or blues keys and "sad" songs that are in major keys.  The Kinks were the first group I know of to do this--have me happily bouncing along to a song until I listened to the dark, twisted, depressing lyrics.  But nothing does it so well as this album, that's for sure.  For example, take the opening lyrics to "Red Telephone": sitting on a hill-si-ide (sung so happily), watching all the people (still happy) die (flatted, out of tune).  The effect is chilling, and unforgettable.  Even the title--"Forever Changes"--takes on a darker meaning once you know the story that spawned it.  One person was breaking up with another person, and the dialogue went along the lines of "you promised you would love me forever!"  "Oh yeah?  Well, forever changes."

There are several other lyrical gimmicks, such as leaving the last line out of a line, then using the anticipated word to begin the next line (in "Maybe the People Would Be the Times or Between Clark and Hilldale"), but most of the brilliance is in the music itself, rife with strings, woodwinds, and other instruments.  I'm a particular fan of session drummer Michael Stuart-Ware for his amazing work, keeping up with apparently three guitarists.

There's more than enough material written about how essential and ground-breaking this album has been.  For my part, I can only say that it lives up to the hype--and then some.

Mr. Bungle: sound surprise

I remember this album (1991) very well from my college years:




The vinyl record by Plain Recordings (2009) holds a few pleasant surprises.  Being picky about vinyl sound now, I'm used to fiddling with the settings on my stereo, but this was something very different.  First, I realized that the subwoofer was being used and that the "main sound" wasn't coming through the front speaker very loudly.  After a few setting changes, I realized that it sounded amazing in 5.1 surround.  I'm still kind of weirded out by this: that all six speakers are being used and directed, just like the sound for a movie.  And yet: it's still a phonograph, still analog. The outputs are still the standard red + white cables.  Whoever mixed this knew exactly what they were doing.  I'm guessing (I'm no sound expert here) that the different 5.1 speakers are designed to amplify sounds at certain frequencies, and so it was when it must have been converted to analog from the original, probably digital, master.


But then again, this is no typical album to begin with.  The tracks segue into weird sound bytes, bits of movies, DAT recordings, pornography, bodily functions, and other madness.  There is also the matter of the music itself.  Once described as "part death metal, part jazz, meets ska weirdness," the album does not easily fit into any category.


For all that, it is incredibly well put together, with a meticulous attention to detail--sudden changes that would drive almost any musician mad.  If I had a list of the "best weird albums of all time," this would certainly make the top 5.  The music certainly isn't for everyone.  Love him or hate him, Mike Patton (also of Faith No More, Fantรดmas, Peeping Tom, Tomahawk, Moonchild, and a gazillion other projects) is at his best when he is both singing and making weird sound effects, under a structured regime.  I'm also a lover of horns put to good use.  If you are into songs about sex with food, auto-erotic asphyxiation, and the masochism of sound, look no further.

Sunday, January 6, 2013

John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band


Nothing can be more clear about the difference between vinyl and CD than this gem from 1970.

I never really liked the Beatles growing up, thinking of most of their songs as vapid pop--having only been exposed to their hit songs like "She Loves You" and "A Hard Day's Night."  Eventually my father made me listen to Abbey Road, the eponymous white album, and (his favorite) Rubber Soul.  It didn't take long for the stranger songs to grow on me, weird kid that I was.  Furthermore, John Lennon seemed like the most inaccessible of the Beatles.  There was Paul, who had the amazing voice and was always writing romantic nostalgia songs.  There was George, who transformed the guitar into ethereal beauty.  And there was Ringo, who was...well, Ringo--made fun of a lot, but always far more important than everyone led on.  John was different somehow.  I could always tell when he was playing piano because of the way he hits the dark chords as if he were playing everything bright and sunny--like something bouncing happily on your chest while it devours your heart.  As for his guitar, I never really paid much attention given the superstar George was.

I remember first listening to this album on CD (with its bonus tracks) and thinking, a decent album but not something I'd listen to all the time.  Certainly it didn't seem as important an album as Imagine.  Some deep dark stuff, the John Lennon who probably needs prozac and should get on in his life.  Still, it is considered by Rolling Stone to be #23 in the greatest albums of all time or whatever, not that I take much stock in that sort of thing.


When I found John Lennon / Plastic Ono Band on vinyl at a reasonable price, I did not hesitate to pick it up.  Still relatively uncommon by vinyl standards, it has not gone through tons of reissues or changes in the sound.

Vinyl really makes a difference.  On "Mother," John's screams always sounded a bit affected and over-the-top to me in digital.  In the vinyl world, the quiet of the background instruments gives his yowling a quality that can make your spine tingle.  This kind of desperate quality carries over throughout all the other songs, most notably "Love," a song which makes me truly appreciate Phil Spector.  The fade-in of the piano is a gimmick that works, makes you almost think the song is over, then comes back in just at the right time--and it is Phil on piano, surprisingly, not John.  Any doubt I had about John-the-guitarist is eliminated in "Well Well Well," a song which was also made me instantly recognize and appreciate Ringo as a stand-up musician.  And the way the album ends, on "My Mummy's Dead," brings the entire experience on such a down note and ties it back together to the beginning.  Screw bonus tracks, this is really the way the music begs to be heard.

Finally, there is the jacket art.  There are no liner notes, not even a list of songs, only a picture of John and Yoko under a tree on the front and John as a child on the back.  There is nothing more that needs to be said, the music is what is speaking for itself.  Pure John Lennon, in a way that he has never sounded better, before or after.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Here Comes the Sunn O)))



In my last post, I remarked that Sunn O)))'s albums are difficult to find on vinyl (the band is pronounced simply "sun" even though it is pretentiously followed by O)))).  Of course, after much searching on eBay, discogs.com, and other sites, I was finally able to find a copy of Dark One for $30, the upper limit of what I am willing to spend (the fact that it is a double LP also helps justify the price).

This also coincides with...tonight I am going to see them in concert!  I am both excited and nervous, since they are known to be both mind-blowing and...well, LOUD.  I've heard this from many sources that they are the loudest thing I will probably ever hear.  "So loud I felt like I felt like I was going to throw up, I had to run to the bathroom," a clerk at Amoeba once told me.  I don't want to lose my hearing, and I certainly don't want to throw up.  I've brought extra earplugs, so we will see what happens.

About this kind of music...well, it isn't for everyone.  Kelly forbids me to play it in her presence :-P, unless we are gaming and I need some spooky mood-music--which I guess is how I got into them in the first place.  How to describe it?  "Drone metal" isn't quite accurate.  It definitely isn't Cookie Monster metal.  It is way too creative and strange...truly unique.

I'll be on the lookout for any merch they are peddling, especially LPs.



In other "Sun" news, I discovered the other day that my (bought for $7) LP of John Coltrane's "Sun Ship" has a weird defect.  Side B isn't the Coltrane Quartet at all!  More on that here and here.  One blogger identifies the mysterious Side B as "Things Have Got to Change" by Archie Shepp.  I can't say for certain, but it does sound like him.  It makes me wonder if the misprinted LP is worth any collector's cash (probably not).  At any rate, I now have to get a new vinyl copy of "Sun Ship" BUT NOT the 1980 reissue.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Great Albums You Can't Find on Vinyl

Vinyl almost completely died when CDs became popular, sometime around 1988-1991.  Interestingly, though, vinyl sales have picked up again, selling as many as 2.9 million units in 2008.  Still, for audiophiles or collectors, the period from 1991-2008 is a bit of a Dark Age.  A number of notable albums are incredibly rare, much to my dismay.  I can't justify spending much more than $25-30 on a record, even a double LP, and I don't think anyone else should, either.  I even managed to get a mono, six-eyed original Kind of Blue (Miles Davis, 1959) for less than that--sure, not in the best condition, but very cheap at that price if you compare it to say, a copy of Amazing Fantasy #15 (1962) in the same condition.


  1. Bob Dylan, Time Out of Mind [1997].  One of my favorites, if not my absolute favorite, of Bob Dylan's albums.  It won the Grammy for best album in 1998 and is #408 in Rolling Stone's list of greatest albums of all time.  This was Dylan's transformation from Rock and Roll poet to blues guru, with some of the most stunning, powerful, and kick-you-in-the-teeth songs ever.  If you've ever hated Dylan's voice, that's probably because you never heard him sing the blues--and never quite like this.  Unfortunately...for an album that went platinum, its release on vinyl was very limited and the demand is exceedingly high.  Though it is relatively easy to look for, eBay has it for $119 or more.  Given Dylan's personal views on vinyl, there is some hope that a reissue is in the works.  In the meantime, I'll try to stay happy with a copy of Nashville Skyline that I got in the $1.99 bin--the best Dylan bang-for-your-buck that you'll be able to find.

  2. Ben Folds Five, Whatever and Ever Amen [1997]. Oh well, maybe not...we'll try again...at least at $120 or more on eBay.  Eventually better known perhaps for his solo stuff, Ben Folds was never better than he was with the Five--or rather, Three--Darren Jesse and Robert Sledge--each a spectacular musician in their own right.  It was a quirky and underrated album, but it put Ben Folds on the map with "Brick," a hit that managed to talk about abortion in a mature and sensitive way.  But even without that track, the rest of the album is pure dynamite, from "Song for the Dumped" to the spectacular string arrangement in "Selfless, Cold, and Composed."

  3. Gorillaz, Demon Days [2005].  Club / dance / electronic / DJ music never appealed to me, but there are exceptions to just about every rule.  Gorillaz managed to become an earworm with me before I even knew who they were--I believe it was a clerk at Bierkraft in Brooklyn, New York that first introduced me, probably while I was purchasing an ice cream sandwich.  This album is not only brilliantly put together musically, but socially relevant as well with its stories about a giant monkey who lives in a mountain and raps about "kids with guns." Mix in some video game noises that sound like they are straight of an 80's arcade and what you have is...an album that is at least $50 on eBay.

  4. Astor Piazzolla, Tango: Zero Hour [1986].  Though this is the only one in my list not from 1991-2008, it is still well worth mentioning because of its scarcity and sheer musical power.  Argentinian master of the tango and bandoneon legend, stories tell of how the man was beat up by the local police for taking the traditional music of Argentina--the tango--and mixing it with jazz, rock, and inventing the new breed "nuevo tango."  The late Astor Piazzolla considered this LP his greatest album, and it is difficult for me to disagree.  Occasionally it will pop on eBay for $40 or so, but the real bear is finding it without at least $16 in shipping costs.

  5. Sunn O))), Black One [2005].  This album was released on a very limited basis, supposedly only at their concerts.  Admittedly, this kind of music is not for everyone.  It's experimental death metal drone weirdness, but is commonly considered the creepiest album ever (as reviews on Amazon will attest).  Rare vinyl sites put this album somewhere at $50-$120.  We'll see if I ever get a chance to listen to it again, assuming my eardrums survive the experience of seeing them live next week (I've been told time and again that they perform so loudly that you are physically shaken to the core).

  6. Tom Waits, Bone Machine [1992].  Winner for the Grammy in the Best Alternative Music category (Tom Waits is considered "alternative"?  I guess so), this album was my first real introduction to the genius of Tom Waits.  Unfortunately, it was NEVER released on vinyl in the U.S.  The only copies in existence are imports--usually from the U.K., Germany, or elsewhere.  That means that shipping is cost-prohibitive, assuming you can even get this album for less than $30 USD, which is a feat by itself.  I think I've bid on it half a dozen times on eBay.  I guess "Goin' Out West" is meant ironically here, since everyone is going to have to look East to find it.

  7. The White Stripes, Get Behind Me Satan [2005].  Jack White is one of those diehard vinyl enthusiasts, so it is absolutely fucking baffling that this album--the White Stripes' masterpiece--was only released as a limited edition, with 600 copies in existence.  An even MORE limited edition--300 copies--is available in a sort of "promo" edition with an alternative cover.  Usually if you can find it for less than $200, it's a steal.  Currently eBay has one with minimum bidding starting at $128.  A part of me wants to write Jack White an angry letter telling him what a hypocrite he is, and another part of me is willing to wait it out and hope that common sense will prevail in the end.  We want the tracks, Jack!

The Joys of Vinyl, Part 2

[Originally Posted on Google+ on 10 August 2012]



Tonight's vinyl was "Return to Cookie Mountain" by TV on the Radio.  Those who have heard it know how musically dense it is and could probably understand why it is a vinyl pick.  Again, the vocals are so clear, and the supporting sounds are much more a background thing, which is as they should be.  Interesting how this doesn't make them harder to hear or appreciate, from drums to saxophones to sampling madness.  If the horns move into the foreground, you actually hear it to great effect.

The more "definitive" tracks--"Wolf Like Me," "Dirtywhirl," "Province,"--are beautifully enhanced, as expected.  But what knocked me out especially were tracks like "A Method," "Tonight," "Playhouses," etc., which really come into their own and don't sound at all like filler--these are stories that need to be told.  And it is bitter, deep stuff.  Of course, my personal favorite track still is "Blues From Down Here," which retains its haunting pulse and discordant intervals--again, the effect is enhanced in the vinyl experience.

This album has a lot of personal significance to me and Kelly.  I listened to it a lot during the tumultuous time when she and I first got together.  "Dirtywhirl," in my mind, will always be about her--dangerous, chaotic, and so beautiful that I can't help but get caught in her storm.  Love you!